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Beijing Guoan Talent Singapore Football Club was a Chinese professional football club which was formed to play as a foreign team in Singapore's 2010 S.League. The club was a satellite team of the Chinese Super League club Beijing Guoan F.C. Players from Beijing Guoan's youth teams made up its S.League squad. Beijing Guoan (Singapore) became the ninth foreign team to compete in the S-League after Sinchi FC (2003), Albirex Niigata (2004), Sporting Afrique (2006), Liaoning Guangyuan and Super Reds, Dalian Shide (2008), DPMM (2009) and Etoile FC (2010). In 2011, the Football Association of Singapore decided to replace them with Tanjong Pagar United.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Kiss It Better","displaytitle":"Kiss It Better","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q23661487","titles":{"canonical":"Kiss_It_Better","normalized":"Kiss It Better","display":"Kiss It Better"},"pageid":49252185,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/89/Kiss_It_Better_cover.png","width":300,"height":300},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/89/Kiss_It_Better_cover.png","width":300,"height":300},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1280541818","tid":"be4dc060-0158-11f0-8cbe-ee3bcb1acd3d","timestamp":"2025-03-15T04:48:31Z","description":"2016 single by Rihanna","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiss_It_Better","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiss_It_Better?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiss_It_Better?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kiss_It_Better"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiss_It_Better","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Kiss_It_Better","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiss_It_Better?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kiss_It_Better"}},"extract":"\"Kiss It Better\" is a song by Barbadian singer Rihanna from her eighth studio album, Anti (2016). It was written and produced by Jeff Bhasker and Glass John, with additional writing by Teddy Sinclair and Rihanna. The song was serviced to radio stations in the United States on March 30, 2016, together with \"Needed Me\". \"Kiss It Better\" is a synth-rock and R&B ballad, which features influences from the 1980s and 1990s-music ballads. The song's lyrics focus on a destructive relationship that the singer finds irresistible. It also deals with themes of mending broken fences and getting back together with a lover.","extract_html"