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Jane Plumer Callander was a British noblewoman whose portrait was included in the Gallery of Beauties of the Bavarian King Ludwig I. She was the daughter of David Erskine, 2nd Baron Erskine.
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\"A Midsummer Night's Sweetness\" is a song by rapper San E and After School's Raina. It was released on June 12, 2014.
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Alexey Germanovich Lushnikov (Russian: Алексе́й Ге́рманович Лу́шников; born June 10, 1966) is a Russian painter, television host, writer, producer, docume